No I CANNOT get her to sign something for your kids...

Going back to my Oscar night rant about Miley Cyrus... I totally give John Stewart a high five. "NO I CANNOT GET HER TO SIGN ANYTHING FOR YOU KIDS!" Priceless.


And, whoever said Miley Cyrus has blue eyes is on crack! They are gray. not blue.

And Miley, at the RARE chance you may stumble upon my blog...

STOP singing it HURTS my ears, put those braces BACK on, TAKE OFF THE CONVERSE SHOES, and take all those multi million dollars of yours and donate some of it to a good cause! God! You're all of 15 years old; you don't need all that money! SAVE SOME STARVING KIDS!

do those look BLUE to YOU?